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19. Vegas.

scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not


snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin


cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day


Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious


cartel:

talking to your crush but saying something stupid

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